Exposing the mystery, secrets and scandals of Futurama, these are the odd and unusual events that have never been revealed until now. Uncanny phenomenon, strange occurences, and dangerous enounters have been archived for the innocent and guilty alike by unknown sources who shall remain nameless for legal purposes.


HEADS OR TAIL?
Deep in the recesses of the Celebrity Head Museum, Leela escorts Judy to the Bimbo Lounge for a look at her dismal future if she continues starring in the soft porn industry!

ROGUE PLANET EBAYNUS!
Step right up, bidders! For the right price, you can acquire your very own virgin concubine!

GOOD GIRL, BAD CLONE!
Only one Leela can survive! Who will win this galactic catfight?

REMOTE PLEASURE BOTS!
What's a girl to do when she's got an hour for pleasure and 143 robo-credits deep in her pocket?

SPACE VIKINGS ATTACK!
Ragnar, Eric and Mr. Curtis have invaded a new world, desperate to conquer this lustful wench!

1ST EVER SPACE SWIM!
One small thrust for humankind, but one
enormous breaststroke for the guys!

A PROBATIVE AFFAIR!
It's a free alien check-up, but is it really worth the price?

DIRTY LAUNDRY MAID BOTS!
Femme-bots can be curiously attracted to by-products and odiferous fumes created by the human body!

LEELA IS 750 CALORIES!
Amy is only 625 calories, but Zoidberg is a whopping 9,725 fat bodies!

EJECT ONLY IN EMERGENCY!
The new and improved ultra-complicated deep space toilet facility can suck, bathe and flush at light speed, but caution should be used when operating without the instruction manuel!

THE NAUGHTY BATHROOM!
Watch Leela pluck alien flotsam granules, shave mutated follicle growths and remove a myriad of ponytail parasites after a particular nasty delivery assignment to planet Parthegian Oval 4!

2-Headed Human Survives!
See the decapitated man attached to a young girl's body... and what he wants to do!

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